⛳ Official Handicap Tracker

BANDITS.GOLF

Bragging rights. Trash talk. Cold hard numbers.
Find out who is actually the worst bandit in your group.

STOP LYING
ABOUT YOUR
SCORE

We all know Gazza takes mulligans when no one's looking. It's time to put it on paper. Bandits.golf tracks every shank, every duff, and every miraculous birdie. No hiding. No excuses.

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Track Every Round

Track scores across any course, any tees, any day.

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Real Handicap

Auto-calculates your actual WHS handicap index. No spreadsheets.

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Settle The Tab

Settle who buys the first round. Cold hard numbers don't lie.

NO MATES RATES

THE BOARD

Who's flying? Who's crying?

#	Name	HCP	Form	Trend	Quote
1	Big Dave	4.2	WWLWD	↓	"I hit bombs."
2	The Colonel	8.5	LWWLW	↑	"Fairways and greens, lads."
3	Bazza	14.1	DLWDL	—	"It's the club's fault."
4	Nige	18.9	LLDWL	↓	"I'm just here for the beer."
5	Gazza	28.4	LLLLL	↑	"Did anyone see where that went?"

WALL OF SHAME

The shots we wish weren't on camera.

TRAGEDY

GAZZA'S 8TH SAND WEDGE

Hole 14. He's still there.

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Highest Single Hole

Achieved by Nige on a Par 3.

Most Lost Balls

In a single round. Big Dave.

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THE GOLDEN RULES

NO BREAKFAST BALLS

The first tee shot counts. If it goes in the carpark, you're playing 3 off the tee.

PUTT IT OUT

No "gimmies" outside the leather. We want to see you sweat that 3-footer.

LOSER BUYS

Highest net score buys the first round of pints. It is written in stone.

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